Dating a ginger jokes


" I said, "If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my girlfriend mate! It was only when she drove me to her place & reversed the car in the garage first time I thought to myself "Hang on a fucking minute..." I tried to hire a hit man to get rid of the missus.

" Last night I walked into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. " I replied "It’s for your headache." She said "I don"t have a headache! " The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She’s beautiful, isn’t she? Looked like a lady, walked & talked like a lady, kissed like a lady.

" "I said if she can find two people desperate enough to fuck her, then she should go for it!

" I said to my mate, "The wife has been saying she wants a threesome." He said, "Excellent stuff, what have you said to her?

And I'm here to represent the devoted girlfriends (and boyfriends) of gingers everywhere.

In fact, I think there's no better time than now to date a redhead.

British artist Thomas Knights is on a mission to prove that point in his RED HOT series, as he hopes to rebrand ginger men as sexy, confident and strong.

For his book, RED HOT 100, he photographed 100 very attractive (and shirtless!

January: If it wasn't for her hair you'd lose her in the snow.13. Red hair and blue eyes is the rarest coloring combination in the world. It's why ginger guys are finally taking the spotlight for a change: Damian Lewis is kicking terrorist butt and claiming hearts (as well as awards for his role in ) along the way.Rupert Grint has gone from being long confined to the friend zone onscreen as Harry Potter's dorky sidekick to being the leading man in a steamy thriller. I highly recommend it.) Even songwriter (and cute ginger in his own right) Ed Sheeran has gone from zero to hero.Your mind automatically goes to famously freckled faces like Carrot Top, Pippi Longstocking or Alfred E. It's become something of a running joke in the dating scene that redheads are unattractive. There's an actual documentary on being ginger and how much it sucks (And the fact that there's this weird fascination with gingers as medical anomalies probably doesn't help.) And, recent studies show that more than 90 percent of ginger men are bullied because of their red locks!But let me tell it to you straight: I think redheads (and the guys, in particular) get a bad rap.Science has proven that redheads feel more pain, especially thermal pain, than other people. She will always smell like sunscreen in the summer. She looks really different with and without makeup.

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