You may have heard that you should never date a girl who travels, or a guy from a mountain town, but trust me when I say you should never date a stoner. I know it’s tempting, stoned sex is far superior to drunken sex (and dare I say “sober” sex? The problem is; the breed “stoner” is a broad, yet universally intense, category.
Two of the most common stoners you will encounter will be “the activist” and “the bum”, both are charming in their own right yet both are more trouble than they are worth, even if it’s just for sex.
Their first reason for not getting involved with a stoner is that stoners are…3. A relationship is more likely to collapse when an individual expresses a greater interest towards a substance than towards their partner. A majority of marijuana users are also “politically active and energized” ...
See one woman’s story: I Smoked Marijuana for Love. and their “allegiance to the drug” consumes their social calendar and Facebook newsfeed.
Somehow after the breakup you will still get calls for food, like a delivery service that closed for business but never shut off the commercial phone line. So you’re dating an activist and you want to have sex.
Post a sexy meme and tag them in it, it will be the only way you can get them to understand what you are asking for.
The only thing I don’t like to do while stoned is drive, but I’m a shitty, lead-footed driver to begin as anyone unfortunate enough to have been a passenger while I am behind the wheel can attest to. But I’ve also got several friends who are worth tens and even hundreds of millions of dollars who smoke as much herb as I do.
This is one of your city’s craziest citizens, a rare and useless bird of paradise.
If you break up with an activist, they will accuse you of being a Fed.
Trust me, I have tested a few strains of both varieties.
Think of them as the furthest ends of the spectrum, a sativa and indica, if you will.
If your life revolves around pot, make sure to date or marry someone who enjoys huffing the chronic as much as you do!