(And yes, I know “California Gurls” came out like three years ago. ) People like to refer to Midwesterners as “hearty.” I used to be suspicious this term was just a way to say “fat” and get away with it, but I’ve grown to like it. Wisconsin women are witty, quick on the uptake, and have a mastery of curse words that would make the late great George Carlin blush.
Winters are long and cars get stuck in the road, but ladies from the cheese state know how to roll with the punches. women who have been bucked off angry horses and managed to walk away in one piece. Contrary to popular belief, not everyone from Wisconsin grew up on a dairy farm.
Farmers reminded me that what I'm looking for in a city slicker is something pure and simple In case you haven't heard, there's an online dating site called Farmers Only, which boasts the tagline, "City folks just don't get it! It's a meal and a toothpick all in one."So, with all that being said, I decided to give Farmers Only a good ole country shot.
Yeah my friends may sing the song “Crab People” from South Park whenever I get sunburned (jerks), but they also threaten to beat up my ex-boyfriends. I’m not going to pretend like Wisconsin doesn’t have it’s share of weight related issues, but I also don’t care.Take a moment to update that Ok Cupid profile and add “seeking Lady Cheesehead.” It’s okay. Our real, 100% farmers dating site will connect you with only the right people, and give you a wide range of possibilities to choose from!RELATED: The #1 Thing Men Do On A First Date That Immediately Turns Women OFF While I probably will not ask any of these guys out (because most of them live in rural New Jersey and I'm a Brooklyn girl), viewing their profiles really helped me remember the qualities I truly want in a mate.Integrity, kindness, a desire to provide for a family he loves, and most of all, a healthy need for emotional intimacy.One of the many types of men I have always thought would make a great match for me is a nice southern boy, the kind who looks hot in a plaid shirt, plays guitar, and loves his mama more than sweet tea. I saw words like "honest" and "easy-going."Farmers really like to describe themselves as gentlemen, it seems, and though I'm not entirely sure what that means in this day and age, I felt like all of these guys were safe.