Demetri Evan Martin (born May 25, 1973) is an American comedian, actor, artist, musician, writer and humorist.Martin is best known for his work as a stand-up comedian, being a contributor on The Daily Show and for his Comedy Central show Important Things with Demetri Martin.--- Martin is known for being an unconventional stand-up comic.He uses one-liners and drawings on a "large pad", as well as accompanying his jokes with music on either guitar, harmonica, piano, keyboard, glockenspiel, toy bells, ukulele, or tambourine, sometimes all at once.Other features include rejected set designs, like a three million gallon water tank, and "Behind the Joke, a VH-1 parody of when he was smacked with crappiness thanks to an awkward, unfunny joke.Perhaps the best feature though is the distinct songs hes written for every menu on the disc.
The show was turned into a British television special in 2004.Because I can tell you there's a difference between taking karate and receiving karate. ' The more harmless it is, the more of a creep you become. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem just move on to the next." "I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. 'Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.'" If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.Demetri remarried June 1, 2012 to long-time girlfriend Rachael Beame in Santa Monica, CA.Occasional Daily Show "youth correspondent Demetri Martins first DVD is a perfect lesson in how to make the most out of a comedy DVD.Demetri Martin Stand Up Jokes "Last week I lost my temper in my karate class. It can be harmless too, but it just makes you a creep. Because with grapes, you always get another chance.